Hym "LIKE NOAH FROM THE BIBLE... You ignored the warnings and now there is a flood. There is literally only one way for both Trump and I to be responsible."
A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."
Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."
A retard "But YOUR names not 'Noah!' How can... How can it be that... Nope! Nope! Don't care. I don't like what you're saying so I choose Noah. I'm just going to listen to Noah."
Hym "I... I radically overestimated your level of intelligence... And I think you're all mentally retarded... So that's saying something... Man... You know what? This is actually pretty frustrating. This is.... Hoooo. I would hate to be on the other side of this."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Scary. It's the one word that defines everything about a Noah. He likes to touch you and make you feel good but in reality he doesn't have a care for you at all. He is extremely hot and extremely mesmerizing but do not trust a Noah McVey. He doesn't have any respect for girls but that doesn't stop him for having girlfriend after girlfriend. Even though he acts trustworthy, he is the least trustful person ever.
Girl 1: Noah McVey is looking extra cute today.
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too
Girl 2: I can't believe he's with (girl) again
Girl 1: Trust me, you'll fall for him too
by Brookyln Leness October 28, 2017

Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.
by imtheluckiestpersontoexist July 6, 2025

Person 1: hey see that quiet kid, he s such a noah gzbriele
person 2: oh ok at least he isnt a dmanfox14
person 2: oh ok at least he isnt a dmanfox14
by imad hijazi lol June 30, 2021

by mogus man with a dad July 28, 2024

Noah is the coolest, hottest, strongest creature to ever grace this earth. He is so superior to all many people no longer consider him a mortal and praise him like a god. This is normal since he is god incarnate.
by Yves sucks balls December 8, 2021

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020
