National wamen stfu day

Occurs on the 5th of December and is a day where wamens rights are revoked and they must stfu
Eg.
Stupid ass wamen: says stupid shit
Rory: stfu

Wamen: says she has women rights

Adam: no

Gilby: i love national wamen stfu day
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On october 21'st it is National certified dumbass day .
Hey today is october 21'st national certified dumbass day today was made for you .
by Nibaaaaaa October 18, 2019
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National Mommy Milkers Day

National Mommy Milkers day is on April 18. This day represents the Mommy Milkers that every fine Milf or non Milf owns.Make sure to compliment their Mommy Milkers every time you see them.

-glasshead*
-OMG look at her Mommy MILKERS dude.I want them to wrap my neck like sleeping pillows.

-You should compliment her it’s National Mommy Milkers Day remember?
by 9lasshead April 17, 2021
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National eat food day

On this day you can eat as much as you want from Jan 1st to December 31st
Guy: hey guess what
Guy2:what?
Guy: tomorrow’s national eat food day
Guy2: wow no way

Guy: I know but it’s the same for the next 364 days
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National Suicide Mouse Day

National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.
If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)
by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016
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National Tight End Day

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr
by George Kittle October 21, 2020
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national reverse cowgirl day

June 21st, the day in which you have sex using the splendid and pleasing reverse cowgirl position
hey it’s national reverse cowgirl day! you know what that means
by The Real OG 13 June 11, 2018
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