Matt

If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.

Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?

Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?

by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021

Mattes

Only for really hot motherfucking Kings

Wow thats Mattes! He is fucking a mother

by WoW clean man madafaka alta November 23, 2021

Matt

A short stubborn fagtard

Matt, Your fired

by BurritoSlayer84 November 29, 2021

Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT

Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo

by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021

Matt

a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.

Are you creating on me, Matt?

by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023

Matt Club

matt club is a type of bisto sold in pattiseries in north syria

You was born in matt club but you was made in the royal navy

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

Matt

Matt is your twelve year old neighbor who thinks takes shits on your porch and the streams I'm a maverick!! Logang for life!!

I hope he's not a matt

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet2316745 January 27, 2020