The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth

Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous

by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023

Magic

Magic is a extremely caring and thoughtful person who despite getting 0 sleep still has a functioning body. They are in fact the finest nigga in they friend group and also once saved a cat from s burning building. They are also known for only having 2-4 month relationships.

Magic is that nigga

magic is fine as shit

by Quintavius November 22, 2021

magical dragon

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath

Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...

by Ddytpiuyt October 26, 2019

Magic hair

Beautiful natural hair that is of african and african american descent. This type of hair has its own drip and is very desirable to many. You know your hair is magic when you comb your hair and the comb breaks

She tried to have a perm. She dont know she has magic hair

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020

Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.

She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020

Magic School Bus

A sex position usually used in orgys. It involves a man or woman (with a strap on dildo) to insert their penis/dildo up the anus of the person in front of them, the person with a penis/dildo in them will proceed to insert their penis into the person in front of them. This will repeat until it forms a line.

Hey Steven, want to do the Magic School Bus with Stephen, Claire, Marcus and I?

by BBQ Sauce Dad October 21, 2020