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magic lemonade

A mixture of the traditional Australian drink goon and any kind of lemonade. Serves in getting you royally pissed without tasting like piss.
"Sup lad, what're you drinking tonight?"
"Magic lemonade lad!"
by korjubzot August 2, 2016
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Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery
How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks
by Dudley durite September 7, 2018
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The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
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Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.
Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?
by Ookami619 July 24, 2021
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Gray Magic

The type of magic performed when a white witch breaks temporarily with her "do no harm" rede and does a little black magic when she's pissed off.
The man I fell for online turns out to be a scammer that's asking me for money. I think I'll break out the voodoo doll and do a little gray magic tonight.
by BadAnnie March 17, 2021
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Magic pussy

For men: Term men use to qualify when they lack of self-control front of a woman.

For women: Very insulting and dehumanizing excuse for man lack of self-control. Used sometimes as an excuse for cheat, cowardness, fast sex-oriented decisions.

Quote from men definitions "Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up."

Alternative: Term to qualify the magic of women pussies. In a sense that since every human being is born from a pussy, it is to be considered somehow magic.
Today used:
"It's not my fault, she got a magic pussy"

" she is a bitch, with a magic pussy"

" Don't dare to blame anymore my magic pussy"
by Magicpussy February 4, 2020
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magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.
"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.
by magicmike911 June 20, 2019
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