Hamza bin Laden

The son and eventual succesessor of Osama bin laden in Al-qaeda, a bounty of $1M was put on his head back in May 1st 2019, and finally on 31st of july 2019, he died.

In 2019 Hamza bin Laden got blown up by a US airstrike

by gentleman_mystic April 22, 2024

Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Osama Bin Laden Rap

A rap made by osama bin laden during 9/11

Osama Bin Laden Rap: Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me

by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025

Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.

“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”

by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025

Indian Plane Landing

A sexual act when an unclean man sits on a woman’s chest and titty fucks her. This results in a shitty skid mark left on her chest.

I met this fat bitch at the club and ended the night coming in hot with an Indian Plane Landing

by willwithit February 9, 2026

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.

Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.

by hoemobile October 26, 2025