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Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.
The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.
by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025
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This is a response that you can say to anything, because of all the words in this little phrase, Probably, saying there's a small chance, maybe, saying that there's an even smaller chance, and I Don't Know, rejecting all responsibility if you were wrong with your assumption.
"Hey do you know if Janice is coming to the party?" "Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know"
The perfect response do this because, you don't know if Janice is actually coming to the party but want to seem smart, so you say "Probably, Maybe, I Dont Know". again
by Kaleb13522 March 20, 2025
mugGet the Probably, Maybe, I Dont Knowmug.

I don’t know his name

Im not sure what his name is but hes blonde, taller than me and cute asf 😏😏and he might or might not be from our school
I don’t know his name might make my panties drop
by Alex rat tf October 22, 2020
mugGet the I don’t know his namemug.

Ha i don't know

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .
by Knightking January 20, 2021
mugGet the Ha i don't knowmug.
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ID Know

Fellow 1: "Why hello there, how is your day going?
Fellow 2: "Good, why?
Fellow 1: "ID Know?"
Fellow 2: *stabs Fellow 1 with flimsy knife made of butter*
Fellow 1: "ID Know you would do that! Ow..."
by S7S1359 June 29, 2022
mugGet the ID Knowmug.

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