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puréed gays

puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are obsessed with being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if tampered with.
"have you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better watch out."
by daughterofmrincredible January 22, 2021
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Gay babe

Term used to describe a gay man that is very attractive to other men just for his physical self.

A gay man with girlish attributes that make him hot like a girl without being a drag queen or transgender.

A bottom that is attractive to many tops.
Example 1: Have you seen Cazwell's "Candy shop" music video? It's full of gay babes.

Example 2: Have you met David Allegre?

The twink with long blonde hair and surfer body?

Yeah, he's a total gay babe.
by honeybooboodave September 22, 2012
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Gay Quarters

When two or more guys lather themselves in baby oil and get into a bed in a dark room and scatter quarters throughout the sheets and roll around and wrestle with eachother while trying to collect the most quarters. Whoever collects the most gets to keep all the quarters!
Dude I was smashed last night at that party, I think I even ended up playing gay quarters with the wrestling team!
by D.H. Beckingham January 20, 2012
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Gay Inception

When a man, who is supposedly gay, is secretly straight and uses his gay cover to get close to girls and then pounces with heterosexuality. Some times called "Closet straight." Called gay inception because it is somewhat confusing, like the 2010 movie.
Jake- "Dude did you hear? Tim used the gay inception move on Jenny and he totally scored."

Matt- "Damn. I have to try that sometime."
by Phat Boii February 22, 2011
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Gay Link

When two friends, usually male, form a bond that's so strong that thoughts begin to transfer between individuals. Symptoms of gay link (or gaylink) include: completing sentences, responding mid-sentence with the correct answer or making eye contact and laughing because of a mutual understanding.
Gay Link Example 1:

Bro: Dude, this guy is a--
Other Bro: yea. he's a douche.
Bro: Damn shame.

Gay Link Example 2:
<Hot girl walks by>
<Bro looks at Other Bro>
<Approving nod>
by tai kwon bro August 7, 2011
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gay awakening

Noun
Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.
Carl: “That guy at work was my gay awakening.”
Jenny: “Oh, cool.”
by MoodyHD December 29, 2022
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crossfit gay

When you’re gay and you have to constantly tell everyone about it. Much like people who do CrossFit
Yo, my friend Miranda is CrossFit gay. No one asked, but she just has to keep telling us.
by CisJg April 1, 2022
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