Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time
Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day
by BigDickCockSucker69 August 27, 2015
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loose captain

A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.
“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”
by phillyjoe555 February 27, 2024
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Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.
by TommKent February 29, 2024
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Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.
"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"
by Fuckfuckcucumber August 30, 2015
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captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection
What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!
by DontTackMyBack January 04, 2018
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captain saggy balls

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.
by Captain saggy balls August 09, 2017
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captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps
"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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