bacon bill

Bacon bill fuck eemmmmmm hahhahaahava

Bacon bill lol

by anonymous January 13, 2023

bacon is good on Wednesdays

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bacon is good on Wednesdays

by BIG-M chocolate milk May 8, 2022

Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)

1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”

by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024

Giggly Bacon

Marijuana. pot. Refer. The ganja. Henry Kissinger. Mary's daughter. High on hibiscus. Reginald wadsworth

Fuck your giggly bacon man. That shit had me knockin on my granny's door asking for blow and hard candy.

by ChefJonny13 February 19, 2019

bacon

mad. just mad.

*mad walks by*
"we it smells like bacon"

by jdjsksoawknebds February 9, 2022

Bacon

Labia minora. The inner lips on a vagina. Some women have long labia that remind you of bacon. Bacon can be of many shapes and sizes.They are edible, juicy and scrumptious just like bacon.

Man that woman has the perfect bacon. They hang down about two inches. I love to chew on them. I love to stretch them. I love to put my tongue between. I love when they get slick and juicy!
I sure love my bacon

by RTNTN July 4, 2017

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024