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Jacob

The cringiest kid in the world that no one likes. He's lonely and will never get a girlfriend. That one kid that plays Valorant 24/7 hours a day but is still gurbage at the game.
Person 1: Hey who's that kid in the corner sitting alone and crying because he has no friends?
Person 2: Oh that's Jacob
by anonymous275 October 29, 2020
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Taylor Jacobs

He is a very short tempered person. He is very good at sports and likes to hang out with his mates. Although he might not be as smart as everyone he has a very big heart. He can get aggressive sometimes but he tends to make up for it. He has wild hair and always dresses up formally. He Taylor Jacobs tend to be very tall. He Taylor Jacobs might do things to fit in. He can also act gay in a friends way.
by Butterscotch Stephan July 15, 2019
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jacob

jacob is a bitch
by youroldhandleclickhere February 13, 2022
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Jacob

A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019
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Jacob

The baddest white nigg- to ever rome the earth. He will take the baddest hoes right in front of you. Watch out for a jacob
Uh oh, there's jacob, better hide my girl dawg
by Jacummm May 26, 2023
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Jacob

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
by notjakey November 26, 2023
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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