Georgie Shit

when you shit a whole ass log. typically done in the darkness. can be very long and thin

“taking a georgie shit, pray for me x”
“ Wtf does that mean”
“ georgie shit. it’s when you shit a log”

by shartass69420 September 19, 2021

shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble

1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.

by yomama.coma December 4, 2020

shit

literally anything

shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)

shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)

by miguelh2 November 1, 2022

Fukka dis shit Im out

What people in Hiroshima must've thought after the bombs dropped

*smoke clears*
I donno wattafuck jus hoppin'. But I ron't really care. Imma getta fuk outta heh'
Fukka dis shit Im out.

by ThisSiteIsOlderThanMe March 7, 2016

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.

Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!

by Pikaster December 21, 2018

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024