Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

Your dad

Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂

Your dad is gone

by MrSandwicher May 28, 2021

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

all up in your nut

to be all up on someone's boyfriend

Gurl, She all up in your nut!

by neidaysha December 27, 2011