National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

In your butt

A phrase used after a comment is made by anyone you are having a conversation to create humor.
Fun to do at gatherings especially with prudish people to get people to loosen up.
Similar to "That's what she said"

Person 1: How do you see this going?
Person 2: In your butt..

by PureHunk September 6, 2019

Your mom

A comeback

Jane: "You know who else suffers from dementia?"

Bob: "your mom XD"

Jane: "kys"

by Ollhahafunnynumber February 28, 2024

International snap your highest snap score a boob day

Send your highest snap score friend a picture of your boob to show how much you appreciate them.

Happy international snap your highest snap score a boob day! I appreciate you!

by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023

National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

Chill Your Grill

A next level spice company. Truly Lit.

Bro, I just ordered some Chill Your Grill seasonings!

by The Flavor Lab December 4, 2022

National love your girlfriend day

All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not

National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases

by Baja I January 11, 2022