cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying

Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.

by Godseeker March 28, 2024

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

Say yes to whatever your friends say for 2 hours

by WHATTHEFA April 23, 2023

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Your skkqiywi

cav

Your skkqiywi

by Hebvhwfjkhrnzvndgkegg October 20, 2020

your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

Beating your saber

Term used in the beat saber community for you know what

Dude come on, i was beating my saber
why are you beating your saber

by BiscuitButAPhilosopher November 30, 2025