Cleat your meat

When you are playing a sport where you wear cleats such as soccer or football and somebody steps on your dick.

Person 1: Did Conner just cleat your meat?
Person 2: Yes, I looked at my dick and it was bleeding, I think it's scarred!
Person 1: That's it I'm gonna kick his ass.

by 22 Knowledge March 18, 2016

your mother

a meme of your mom, the woman who gave birth to you, and a idiot at times.

Your mother slapped your dad, "who is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed at the same time?" "who?" "YOUR MOM!!!!11!!!11"

by mommydaddy1234 December 2, 2022

Fuck your girlfriend may

during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it

Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.

by safasgaga May 13, 2024

blank your this

1. Use your head

2. uncontrollable rapping

1. Yo man, don't be stupid, blank your this.

2. Did you hear 50¢? That fool was blankin' his this all up on the stage, yawknawwhaamean?

by Smoke Dub, Golem009 March 22, 2008

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿

Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿

by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022

your grandfather

your grandfather is someone that owns you.

will smith : who owns me
dog : your grandfather does

by tofu craver January 5, 2023

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023