Get in my oven

GET IN MY OVEN GET IN MY OVEN GET IN MY OVEN GET IN MY OVEN

Renee: Hi indigo whats up
Indigo: Get in my oven

by duorqu May 2, 2023

suck my oh

suck my oh lauren is gay amazing

you: hiii xDDDDD
me: heyyyy qurl. SUCK MY OH :3
you: suck my oh???
me: Lauren Is Gay Amazing :)

by jenan December 14, 2013

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.

dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it

by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019

Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024