Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021

your application for hire

hey matt rose fans

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."

by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025

Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.

Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"

by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

.

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

Your mom

The fattest fuck on earth

Is that a moon? No that's your mom.

by DrGiantBallsDoogie May 7, 2022

In your bag

Being in your bag means a good thing not holding back tears listening to tswift.

Your so in your bag right now

by inmyduffy September 23, 2022