Shoe

Condom for your foot

Mom where’s my shoe I need protection on my feet

by Ddog64 May 5, 2018

Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot

Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

Shoe Stew

To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.

Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.

by Mdfritts November 7, 2021

Dress Shoes

Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.

OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.

I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.

by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 8, 2021