Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.

Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*

by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019

Mike

Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.

Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.

by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024

IRON MIKE HURST

A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.

Adam: YOOO its IRON MIKE HURST my roommate

Will: he’s gonna kick sum ass this game bro

by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024

Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

by Dren88 August 13, 2023

Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mike

A fucking weapon of a bloke, takes a good shot on a camera and knows how to do a cheeky option during a work out to get hime out of the real work.

Mike rocked up to gym late then half assed his workout

by Dixon ormas July 7, 2021