Michael Sanzone

An extremely underrated hype house member. He is sweet and will always make you smile. He deserves everything. Also very hot 🥵

“Have heard of Michael Sanzone?”

“Yes! That underrated hype house member who is actually the hottest in the house, I love him!”

by @Sanzone.and.hype January 30, 2021

Michael Fraghia

Legit beast. Pulls all the baddies, can bench press 5000 pounds. Gonna go d1 for every sport possible. He idolizes nelkboys and sleepy hallow the rapper. He simply just built different. State wrestler. State champion hockey player. And takes naps daily. Man is a Animal.

“Michael Fraghia” is so cool I want to be him he’s so strong

by Dontdoyourhw February 8, 2021

michael jamison

A self-made businessman from South Africa who also has a YouTube channel with 1 million subscribers. Owns a large house and has many pets, including two tigers.

His most famous animals are his two tigers.

Person 1: Have you heard of michael jamison?
Person 2: No, who's that.
Person 1: You need to watch his videos immediately, I'm serious.

by thelordjensen March 8, 2021

Michael McDowell

Best nascar driver of all time. Goated 500 winner and deserves the 18 car.

Michael McDowell is a good nascar driver.

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Michael Anton

Michael is a purple unicorn who’s is also sus. Michael Anton hates plastics and always rides his bike. If you litter Michael Anton will will pick it up, bring it to your house and make you recycle it.

Michael Anton loves to wet his plants.

by AncientK April 8, 2021

Michael Jackson

The one and only king of pop. A humble humanitarian who brought love, joy, and kindness to the world when it wasn't given to him. A legend and a true icon of the music industry

Girl: I'm gonna go listen to Michael Jackson's music, OMG I love him
Boy: Who's MJ?

Girl: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO MJ IS?! You're living under a rock

by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021

Michael Jordan

To palm someone’s head like a basketball

“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”

by Alfrendo May 14, 2021