Makes my butt hurt.

Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.

When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!

by Vtothenessa February 27, 2011

i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009

Make like Tigger and bounce

Phrase used when an individual or group is leaving.

During an intense round of hide-and-seek, Christopher Robin says to Roo:
"Quick! Pooh and Piglet are coming! Let's make like Tigger and bounce to another tree."

by 325keets January 4, 2009

Ive come to make an announcement

Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.

Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.

by Jarinsiri October 27, 2021

make like a check and bounce

lets get the heck out of here

Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!

by President Eisenhower December 8, 2009

Break-up make-up

A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.

Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...

Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!

Dave: Only had to look at her face man...

Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...

by JamesTeddySmith June 22, 2012

Make America Great Again

Achieving a shameful orgasm with a direct family member.

Trump desperately wants to bang his own daughter so that he can make america great again.

by JustStrolling October 5, 2016