Kyle

Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.

A Kyle on its natural habitat. Run!

by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022

Kyle

The male version of a Karen... Thinks he is all that and a bag of skittles, but really is just a sack. Look at him wrong and you will set off his dire need to speak to a manager. He will come across as sweet, but do not trust a kyle, he will throw you under the bus on a heartbeat

As a love interest look up Fuckboy.

That's a real Kyle move.

by Miss_604 October 30, 2020

kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig May 19, 2018

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Kyle Spurgin

When someone gets into a van and cant get out.

Damn the kids got into the van and got kyle spurgin'd

by Shitpipeee May 20, 2020

Kyle Gomes

Kyle Gomes... A pretty attractive guy tbh, he can make ANYONE laugh any day any time any place, treats everyone right, if you have him in your life then you are one of the luckiest people in the world, he loves sports, he treats his girlfriend beyond amazing, he's VERY caring to his friends and is overall a very funny, caring, cute and loving guy :) I Love Him ;)

Girl 1: OMG is that KYLE GOMES?!?!
Girl 2: Hell Yeah It Is!!
Girl 1: OMGGG!! I Wish That Man Was Mine @-@
Girl 2: Yeah! Too Bad He's Taken, He Treats Her So Well

by Guess Who?!?!?!?!?!? November 24, 2022

Kyle

Someone who thinks they’re better than everyone and everything. Is a smart ass. Most likely going into the military and can’t commit to any relationship where there’s distance.

Why are they being such a Kyle?

by Mft2002 June 7, 2020