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Jizz Quiz

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.

2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'

3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
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Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
by PeteyPaplo March 1, 2023
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Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.
(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.
by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023
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Jizz

Jizz, originally named "Axel"

Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz

Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"

"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"

"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"

"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023
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jizz

I jizz a lot.
by otock April 2, 2023
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jizz

when a male homo sapien sees a female homo sapien, he gets a bit exited, and jizzes all over her.
by dasaggyballman9 June 4, 2024
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barbecue watermelon jizz

barbecue watermelon jizz is the term for brollic black guys jizzing on white men/women
Dylan:Hey jamal, what are you doing?
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
by BWJpriest June 6, 2024
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