Long Island

The best place in the world
drive an hour to get to a huge city drive and hour in the opposite direction get to some of the best beaches in the country. & has the best bagels and pizza

Yo Let’s go to Long Island it’s the best place in the world

by Nicoleadams4332 June 2, 2018

AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.

Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.

by DISTRAUGHT August 15, 2022

Island elder

(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully

Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us

by Bartwilleatbadorkbee August 18, 2022

Island elder

(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully

Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us

by Bartwilleatbadorkbee August 18, 2022

Island elder

(Ey-land ell-der)
Island elder is another word for a jerk/bully

Person 1: That guy is an Island elder
Person 2: Uh oh I hope he doesn’t notice us

by Bartwilleatbadorkbee August 18, 2022

Island Style

Masturbating in a hammock

I'm gonna smoke this joint, crawl into my hammock and do it island style.

by anonymous August 20, 2022

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022