How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

show me the how

Show me the how

Kida: "hey Kiah, show me the how
Kiah: "the fuck does that mean?"
Kida: "it means show me the how"

by Mr. Potplant November 15, 2020

hows it going on

matloobs grammar

hows it going on mah dude
its going well matters batters

by HAFSTARR February 8, 2018

How do I navigate the world

I already explained it once but I suppose I can do it again...

Hym "How do I navigate the world? Well, I oscillate between different modes! Remember? I said I visualize it like Nen. From Hunter X Hunter. (Which, if you remember, looks kind of like the Chinese Zodiak). I might LITERALLY be Ging Freces. He uses Dr. Leorio's remote punch. I mean, you have to know that it isn't you, right? With the shear volume of new idea I've added... You have to know it's just me being able to just DO this, right? Like, you want me to have to do your thing and I just don't. And you know how much I hate having to repeat myself."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025