Skip to main content

Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.
I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.
by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021
mugGet the Big Horse Paste mug.

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.
"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."
by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003
mugGet the Horse Cock Jonson mug.

Calm your horses

to Chill the f**** out
"OWWWWWWWWW! I accidentally sprayed alcohol on my booboo!"

"Calm your horses. You'll live."
by Miss Mablee October 29, 2020
mugGet the Calm your horses mug.

One horse pony

Max get down on all fours, you are My one horse pony.
by Grandy Q. December 23, 2020
mugGet the One horse pony mug.

Dead Horse Vibe

1. The 'Dead Horse Vibe' occurs when there's a difference of opinion and both parties don't want to back down from their views which causes an annoyance which in turn makes both parties feel awkward but they still try and act like nothings wrong.

2. Another meaning of the 'Dead Horse Vibe' is where people/friends have been hanging out/sleeping over for a long duration(1 or more weeks) and eventually everyone runs out of material(things to say) and wants to go home which creates a weird feeling but everyone still continues to try and act normal.
Example for meaning 1:

Guy1: Hey did you see that cool movie?
Guy2: nah I didnt like it much, its lame
Guy1: Thats your opinion but still... why dont you like it?
Guy2: I dont have any reasons for not liking it
Guy1: I didnt say you needed a reason for not liking it, I was just asking a simple question
Guy2: I dunno I just dont like it, why do you care?
Guy1: I dont care but still you must have some sort of idea why you dont like it

-Dead Horse Vibe Activated-
by yuh66h March 18, 2014
mugGet the Dead Horse Vibe mug.

One-horse pony

President-elect Joe Biden called Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy a "one-horse pony" after he asked a question about reporting over the federal investigation into his son Hunter Biden's laptop.

Yet another equine themed Biden gaffe. He probably meant "One-trick pony".
"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony,"-- Joe Biden 12/22/2020
by hitek vagabond December 23, 2020
mugGet the One-horse pony mug.

African Horse Cock

A gigantic cock weighing over 22 pounds
by yeeterthefeeter October 13, 2020
mugGet the African Horse Cock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email