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date-traitor

noun *offensive*

(*highly offensive*) a person who has been single for years (at least 2), and never dated anyone else

(*dated, vulgar slang*) a stupid or contemptuous person

**ORIGIN**

The use of this word is known today to be one of the most offensive words in the wizarding community behind mudblood. Its use has been used to offend “the lovesick” or those with disability (see retard). Since 2015, the Ministry of Magic marked this word as offensive, especially in schools and public offices. Its nature is meaning that a person who says this word with malicious intent will risk offending victims due to the tragedy occurred on October 19th, 2015.
Professor McGonagall: We will be learning how to transform animals into engagement rings.
(Professor continues speaking to class as one student, Draco Malfoy, turns to his classmate, Vincent Crabbe).
Draco Malfoy: guess why Kermit the Frog will never get a girlfriend?
Vincent Crabbe: Why?
Draco Malfoy: Because he is a fucking date-traitor.
(Malfoy scoffs in laughter, McGonagall turns.)
Professor McGonagall: What the hell did you just say? Malfoy? Fifty points will be taken from each of you in Slytherin. And on top of that, you will receive detention.
by DieselDorky16 November 7, 2018
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sexual blackout dates

Those dreaded 5-to-10 days of the month when a girl has to deny "downstairs access" to the special guy in her life.
Horny stud: I try to time my monthly visits to my gal's house so that I don't arrive during her sexual blackout dates.
by QuacksO April 24, 2015
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Date your fake sister day

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”
by Lowkeykeen December 4, 2020
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drug dating

When two people date for the sole purpose of doing drugs together/supplying each other with drugs or providing an environment to do drugs. Usually a sexual aspect to the relationship as well but not a deep connection.
Did you hear sam and jack are dating?

Yeah I’m pretty sure they’re just drug dating.
by calicostomper November 22, 2020
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Are we dating?

When two, or more people are close in such a way that people question if they are a thing. The said couple/group will then ask each other if they are dating in a room full of people who propagated said rumor. leading to laughs all around.
by Naturally Mia January 30, 2018
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Dating

A milestone in a relationship, e.g. second base or marriage.
"What are you doing tonight?" "Me and my bae are going out for a dating" "Fo realz?, U guys there already, damn son, you two are moving so fast"
by BlackcatDuskrunner47 August 30, 2017
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kids dating

Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age
Look those kids dating

And they only look like there 11 and 10
by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017
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