Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

Dollar Date

Aka, quad p, aka, Popov Polar-Pop Pork. A date in which two individuals get inebriated on a mixture of cheap vodka and gas station soda before fournication.

Yeah bro, I took that sorority chick on a dollar date last night

by Duecas April 25, 2023

Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May

You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day

by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022

practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship

Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating

by Cazkis April 4, 2016

second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

date

Something I will never experience in my sad pathetic life.

My friend: Hey bro did you get a date to prom?
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.

by VezinaIgor31 September 22, 2022