oliver comans

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HES HOT SMART RICH LADIES HE IS YOUR MAN

NO ONE IS AS COOL AS OLIVER COMANS THAT FACT!!

Dam that oliver comans he Sexy

by we can be heros October 28, 2022

d’coma

Pronounced: Dee-co-ma

Compound word- dick/coma

When a female goes straight to sleep after having sex.

FMLA doesn’t currently accept d’coma as an excusable absence from work.

by CashDied September 5, 2022

Water Coma

When you drink so much water to the point where standing becomes uncomfortable; you double over and feel the need to lie down, and your stomach hurts. Feels similar to a food coma, and easier to accomplish when you have already eaten food.

I think I drank wayyyy too much water and now I have a water coma.

by Bamberga September 7, 2022

Cock comains

Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.

Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that

by romanahhys September 18, 2022

Pertwee coma

A self-induced healing coma you go into when you’re physically or mentally exhausted, whether by a severe injury or sensory overload. Usually lasts between 10 minutes to an hour. During that time, you’re unconscious with some occasional delirium. May involve self-freezing. It feels like a nice nap and it always leaves you feeling refreshed afterwards.

Named after the Third Doctor himself who would often do this after going through serious physical or mental trauma, pissing off Jo in the process.

The perfect storm of jet-lag, seasickness, and heat exhausted me so much that I went into one of those Pertwee comas.

by popsicleprincess January 14, 2023

Raging Comanche

Whilst getting after your partner from behind “doggy” if you will. Slam your fully erect member into the stink, causing your partner steam. At which time you, with a flattened hand, bounce said hand off of their gaping mouth to hear their battle cry.

She said she wanted to get wild in the woods. so she received the “Raging Comanche”. The way the almighty intended.

by Bumkin February 2, 2023

Raging Comanche

Whilst getting after your partner from behind “doggy” if you will. Slam your fully erect member into the stink, causing your partner to scream. At which time you, with a flattened hand, bounce said hand of of their gaping mouth repeatedly to hear their battle cry.

She said she wanted to get wild in the woods, so I gave her the “Raging Comanche” . The way the almighty intended.

by Bumkin February 9, 2023