Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

Joe Mama's Bread

Joe Mama's Bread is defined as the bread owned by Joe Mama

Timmy ate Joe Mama's bread. That made them very sad.

by Roar1224 October 2, 2023

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023

0899/Bread

A mother of god knows how many kids, plays starve.io, and spends time on discord

0899/Bread is awesome

by Big brain man 01 November 21, 2021

louisiana corn bread

"Louisiana Corn Bread" is done during sexual intercourse when the male partner cracks an egg in the female partners coochie along with adding corn bread mix. Then, the male partner mixes the corn bread up and ejaculates into the batter. This is then baked in the oven and enjoyed with dinner.

Also referred to as "Bobo's Batter" and "Mama's secret

Example: "I'm gonna make some Louisiana Corn Bread of your insides!"

by libtardslayer69420 December 1, 2020

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

bread

a username that literally everyone on the internet uses

"bread"

by wholewheat_bread December 13, 2020