am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

Amelie

A person that just wants to be left alone but definitely will be nice to the right people.
She appreciates the little things and likes the simple things. If you want to impress her then just be a person to understand her feelings and to give her enough space embracing her love.
if she shows you how much she loves you then you’re one lucky person for sure.

1. She’s pretty quiet and looks mean, she sure doesn’t like me

2. No no no you understand totally wrong. She’s actually pretty nice

1. Oh so she’s called Amelie?

2. Yup

1. An truly Amelie!

2. Ikr!

by I like dogsxDxD November 21, 2021

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016

I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

12 AM

12 AM Is a mindset known by all men around the world as “Batman” This mindset happens to all men at 12 AM and it’s the reason that crime rates have dropped so much. Every man wakes up at 12 AM and essentially becomes Batman fighting crime till the morning

Person 1: Dude it was crazy at 12 AM last night
Person 2: Yeah I killed a robber

by Basketball people February 24, 2025