Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.

Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.

book toucher by librarianical November 22, 2025

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Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

Tim Toucher by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

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It touched

"It touched" is an expression used by an individual who has attempted push out a fart but has suffered the consequences of pushing too hard and has experienced follow through.

"Hey Francis, listen to this!! . . . . Oh . . It touched"

It touched by G T G March 16, 2026

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