Lollipop Surprise

When you get a piece of shit stuck in your ass hairs and another person sucks on it like a lollipop

Nathaniel had his lollipop surprise taken care of by Cameron as Sean, Jonathan, Ethan and Simon watch.

by PrayerHub May 28, 2021

TacoHell Surprise Box

Take your date to Taco Bell get a lot of spicy food and make him/her eat it. After do hardcore anal and whatever comes out is the surprise

I took my girl to Taco Bell and gave her the tacohell surprise box and it came out red

by Bossalut3 December 20, 2019

dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.

Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!

by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022

Dead Rat Surprise

A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.

I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.

by averagemint May 7, 2022

Double Surprise

Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.

by Zyprexa January 5, 2022

Petey's purr-fect surprise

My dog man mpreg fanfic

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"

by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025

Puppersnoot Surprise

When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.

I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise

by Cold Brew May 20, 2024