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Short

A short official chair stands behind a tree.
by cowbelly444 October 29, 2020
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hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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Short

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short
by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
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Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true
by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020
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short

not tall
if you are under 6' you are short:

riley is a short hot cheetos girl
by londonfriedpigeon January 3, 2021
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