On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015
Get the self muteratingmug. Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
by DarkIBL May 31, 2016
Get the Self-Bedazzlingmug. Emma :dad is having low self-esteem but mom is having high self-esteem. which one is good?
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.
by 459395 February 16, 2022
Get the Mid self esteemmug. Or simply 'groupie'...
Much like a 'selfie', this is when two or more people pose for a photo that is simultaneously being taken by one of the photo subjects, normally with the intent to upload to social media after it has been taken.
Also like a 'selfie' this photo is taken with one member of the group extending an arm to capture all of the members (and his/herself) in the photo as well.
Much like a 'selfie', this is when two or more people pose for a photo that is simultaneously being taken by one of the photo subjects, normally with the intent to upload to social media after it has been taken.
Also like a 'selfie' this photo is taken with one member of the group extending an arm to capture all of the members (and his/herself) in the photo as well.
By the pure definition of the world 'self', Ellen Degeneres' photo taken with several of her fellow Hollywood stars at the #Oscars2014, could not have been a 'selfie'; instead, it would be referred to as a 'self-groupie' or simply a 'groupie'. This is not to be confused with the 'Groupies' that hang around stars and famous people, hoping to be seen or included in that lifestyle of glitz and fame.
by Meemz991 March 12, 2014
Get the self-groupiemug. A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
Get the self-reportmug. A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock blockmug. British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.
by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017
Get the self-rogeringmug.