May 11

People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .

They are in every way better than people born on May 7!

Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.

by El Shnorro loco April 16, 2020

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may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

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May 10

National boy sends pictures of his dick to a girl day

Guy:”guess what day it is, may 10th ;)”

Girl:”Ouu I’m in for a treat”

by Whatupdiggidydawg May 10, 2020

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May 14

the day the person who will break your heart was born, whoever is born on this day is unloyal and gets manipulated very easily

did you hear, Jolene was born on May 14

by Joseph Joestar February 13, 2022

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May 8

This person is mostly stubborn. They think every girl/ guy that talks to them is obsessed with them( only if the feeling is not mutual) they are the nicest/ sweetest person you’ll meet out there but never tell them your feelings. THEY ARE ALSO FUNNY!! They love memes.

Me: hey I think I have a crush on you
May 8:

I don’t think I like you that way
Me: ok let’s be friends then.

*talk for a few months*
Me: sends a smiling emoji

May 8: are you flirting with me right now

you’re obsessed me you’re crazy!!! Never text me ever

by anonymous June 9, 2021

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marie may

marie may was born on september 5th, 1946. her parents, john taylor and roger deacon were killed by a murderer called p**l pr*n***r. marie joined a band called "LED zeppelin" And they released rock hits such as "love of my life" and "nevermore", which are two hardcore rock songs. she died after being eaten alive by alvin the chipmunk.

omg i love marie may 's instagram account its so cute

by Deakythediscobean November 10, 2019

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