January 31

A day where boyfriends get to slap their girlfriends ass

Boyfriend: *slaps ass*
Girlfriend: what was that for

Boyfriend: it’s January 31st

by MariBakugouSimp January 23, 2022

January 13th

Everyone dresses like we did in 2015-2017 and plays music like all about that base and party in the USA

Hey did you hear about what’s happening on January 13th? No what is it? It’s throw back Friday we dress like we did in 2015-2017. That sounds rad dude

by Bubblegumfishgirl June 7, 2025

Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

January 6th

Really cute and amazing people are born on this day.

Person 1: damn look how cute she is
Person 2: must be born on january 6th

by vlamme man December 24, 2021

January 6th

People born on this day are 10x hotter than everyone else.

Oh my god did you see that hottie, I bet she was born on January 6th.

by January 6th January 5, 2022

January 18

Spike aka Ezric birthday!!!

Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!

by Dragmehbawls December 23, 2021

January

National sit on a lap month

Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now

by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020