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What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.
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Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
by Dubiks March 16, 2019
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Internet Explorer

A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)
Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?

...(still loading)
by Candice is a simp August 28, 2020
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Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe
by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020
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Internet Money

INTENERT MONEY BITCH
Hey Nick, have you seen Internet Money's album

Nick: Hell yeah I produced those lil bitches
Me: Nice job bro that album was gas
by Tapatioo October 29, 2020
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Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
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Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021
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Internet boyfriend

A person who is always there for you, a person who you can text all the time without getting bored and talk on the phone to for hours on end. A person who doesn't judge you and is there to lift up your mood when you're feeling low. A person who you can share the same likes and interests with and chat about them as much as you like to each other. Even though the distance is long and far it doesn't change the feelings you share for one another. Overall, a woman's online best friend, lover and companion.
by Pablo890 October 21, 2022
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