HOMELESS FINGER

When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time

In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me

Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger

by wriggleit September 17, 2019

Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

by corporate crayola August 2, 2019

Ringer Finger

The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.

She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.

by Bronson Wishes August 15, 2019

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

Witches finger

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.

Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!

by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

Kitty Fingers

Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.

Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats

Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.

Man 1: serous

Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers

by F0STY June 6, 2018