zip code freedom

Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?

John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.

by jmacofearth April 30, 2024

Code Blue

Go to the workshop

Code Blue! *Engineers hurry to the workshop*

by Cadillacing! March 25, 2021

Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024

CODing

When a teammate is taking a first person shooter videogame too seriously and they become unnecessarily mad and impatient with someone on the same team.

From the popular Call Of Duty games where everyone screams at eachother in lobby.

Example 1
"Dude, you suck at this game, I'm so much better than you!"

"You're CODing out right now dude, relax."

Example 2
"You're stealing all my kills, I bet you're cheating!"

"Quit CODing, we're on the same team."

by The Henry Phillip October 27, 2021

Devilini Code

An common name, because for some reason people name their kids today after something original and it comes out sounding demonic.

Here comes comes our baby boy judas - devilini code

Here comes our baby violet deathica - devilini

Devilyn stop playing with your food.

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021

Dookie Coded

Dookie-coded: 1. (adj.) Sharing characteristics with those of dookie

Kyo is so dookie coded!

by GudNANgel July 3, 2024

fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021