Brampton Car Crash

An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.

“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”

by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.

The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

Car window smoking

The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.

"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."

by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013

Clown Car Effect

The effect one gets when there are 15 or more people in a single elevator, effectively causing it to look like there are a bunch of clowns in the elevator.

Person 1: Dude, we all look so stupid in this elevator

Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.

by ThatGuy1010101 October 2, 2011

Car de pillar

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.

Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.

by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018

Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

Dead Guy Car

A collectible car of such high status and limited availability that it doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.

Jerry Seinfeld describes the ’73 Porsche Carrera RS as a dead guy car. Seinfeld says about the RS, “this car doesn’t change hands without somebody dying.” Jerry bought it from a dead guy and he’ll be dead before he let’s it go to the next owner.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 1, 2023