When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017
Get the Clinton's Car Wash mug.The act of smoking while driving and trying to keep the smoke out of the car's interior. Usually involves holding the cigarette out of the open window and lots of leaning toward the window while inhaling and exhaling.
"Car window smoking is awkward, but it keeps my marriage together because my wife can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke."
by EastLakeDude September 29, 2013
Get the Car window smoking mug.The effect one gets when there are 15 or more people in a single elevator, effectively causing it to look like there are a bunch of clowns in the elevator.
Person 1: Dude, we all look so stupid in this elevator
Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.
Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.
by ThatGuy1010101 October 2, 2011
Get the Clown Car Effect mug.The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.
Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 2, 2023
Get the cool car tax mug.Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
X: please leave me alone.
by Ungui56 December 10, 2022
Get the Roblox car crash mug.Similar to a Coal Car with the distinction that Brocks mum, fitted with a strap on, is the Coal Car and Brock is the engine.
by 2 Pump Stump July 11, 2023
Get the Brum Brum Car mug.AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."
"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 3, 2021
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