Forward Friends

Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)

Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..

Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.

Robert: There's only one friend...

Jill: I know.

by CapnNorris December 14, 2010

friend of ed

anyone with an eating disorder is a friend of ed - typically women ("e" eating "d" disorder)

i'm a friend of ed. he follows me everywhere.

by mariec33 October 19, 2008

femme friend

a girl friend who is girlie and fashionable, always a pleasant acquaintance, a modern and fun best friend, someone you like to go shopping with, someone who you share feminine secrets or tendencies with, someone who you can lay next to and don't mind cuddling with, someone who you have laughed so hard you cried and worked out your abs with, someone who you can say "I love you" to without a doubt.

best friendbestiegirl powerfemme friend

by coolcarol June 10, 2010

friend leakage

When info about a friend slips out to another friend with unintended consequences. Typically via social networking sites.

An example of friend leakage:

Joe commented on Jane's status: that was a great time last night

Judy: WTF, Joe, you and Jane went out last nite!?

by great_write_whale May 13, 2010

extendo friend

An individual who you only socially interact with when a mutual friend of both of you is present. Without the link holding you two, you both have no reason to talk making it awkward with out the friend.

"Hey! Have you heard from Nina since Matt's birthday party?"
"Nah man, she's an extendo friend to me. I don't really know her."

by ffffffffffffff3343555 March 23, 2017

sky friends

Sky friends are your friends who have died or passed away. You've got memories with them that will never fade away. They're somewhere up in the sky rooting for you

-Metallica came on the radio, and I instantly thought of my sky friend.

-One of my sky friends would love the new update for The Sims 4!

-My sky friend would never believe that Jojo Siwa has a girlfriend now!

by leggyshay August 1, 2021

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003