Twinkling your twakel

Busting your twat

Man he was twinkling your twakel

by Twakel king December 11, 2022

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.

Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.

by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011

Cheat on your gf day

November 2nd is national cheat on your girlfriend day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.

by Sjanna November 1, 2021

None Of Your Business

Heh.... it's none of your business!

It's the game on roblox (soon on steam)

Homeowner: LISTEN HERE PAL, I DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT TWICE. IT'S. NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS!

Invader: None Of Your Business? It's ALL MY BUSINESS!

by JustDacia December 27, 2024

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

by Theworstomen July 17, 2019

Grind your stump

Male self stimulation. Masturbation.

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022