your application for hire

hey matt rose fans

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."

by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025

your mom

niko avacodo but female

your mom so fat, i tried to draw her, but she was too big for the screen

by idioticrackhead May 29, 2024

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

If That Is Your Off Spring Then Let Me Haunted Housu

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Your dad

A Reverse insult.

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.

by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021

Hate Your Face Wave

It is a high speed wave that is used by people who want to flip you off but think it is too vulgar to use the middle finger. The faster the wave the more hate is fueling it. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean that you can't use hand gestures to express your anger.

Kathy was so angry at the drive that cut her off that she gave them the hate your face wave.

by Oi has a monster May 7, 2018

i see forever in your eyes

A saying between an older person who does rowing and a younger person.

It is used between two people who likes each other, for example, “I see forever in your eyes, babe.”

by coco the mango September 9, 2021