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fuck shit

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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Shit fluff

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?
Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea
When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide
by SPART323 May 6, 2024
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Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
by Z28boi May 30, 2018
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