Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.

“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023

other other shit

A crazy, unexpected, and/or unbelievable occurrence.

(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)

“Bro! I kid you not, I just saw a Beagle longboarding all by itself!”

“Beagle? Like a dog?”

“Yeah.”

“Man, that’s some other other shit.”

by Tome of Yonder May 3, 2024

Bloody shit

It means like scared and like afraid

Sam:omg the cops are coming

Xavier:bloody shit

by Chrris February 14, 2021

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

Shit

Your probably shitting as you read this

Guy 1. Shit
Kid1 don’t say that

by My cat might be a alien January 30, 2020