eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

Anaconda shit

What you take after a large roast meal and half a dozen speights

Don’t go in there an anaconda shit fell out my arse

by Makikihi January 11, 2020

yo that shit is huge

michaels penis is ginormous omg

"yo that shit is huge" said anthony to michhael

by zigthegreat October 8, 2022

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

shit

the fuckin log that comes out of your ass

person one- i’m shitting

person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-

by That really annoying red head February 10, 2021

Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025