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by Niggerberry August 10, 2025
Get the School Shooter mug.1. The person you catch unholy feelings for during Vacation Bible School — usually while swearing you’re “not even looking for anything right now.” You lock eyes across the craft table, or during a group worship song, and suddenly you’re imagining a joint testimony at your future wedding. Charming smile, questionable life choices, walking red flag.
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
2. A short-lived, overly wholesome-yet-chaotic situationship powered by proximity, youth group energy, and an unhealthy amount of soda from the fellowship hall. Ends with him ghosting you like he just got called on a permanent mission trip to another dimension
“I told myself I wasn’t dating this summer… then Octavio, my Bible School Crush, asked if I wanted to sit with him during Bible study and now I can’t listen to ‘Our God Is an Awesome God’ without crying.”
by SeheKeineRotenFlaggen August 13, 2025
Get the Bible School Crush mug.Random ass middle school located in Grove City, Ohio, where all the girls get in fights and spout a bunch of drama. Not to mention, every single Beulah sports team sucks. They always get beat by Jackson Middle School. Did I mention the fights? Although behind all of that, basically all of the kids are either gifted, and smart as hell, or just slow.
“Twin which school you go to”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
by chibiko August 13, 2025
Get the Beulah Park Middle School mug.A slang term for "high school", reflecting the idea that it is the final mandatory level of education before transitioning to college or the workforce, often seen as a significant and defining stage in a person's life.
After three years at ultimate school, I can't believe I'm finally ready to graduate and head off to college!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
Get the ultimate school mug.A series I watched as a little kid instead of Skibidi Toilet which is probably better than Monster School currently, but Monster School in 2018 was peak. Now monster school currently is shit and I would rather be forced to watch Italian Brainrot but no one cares
2019: Let’s get addicted to this Monster School animation!
2025: I hate Italian brainrot but at least it is better than inappropriate content NSFW clickbait cringe Monster School 🥀
2025: I hate Italian brainrot but at least it is better than inappropriate content NSFW clickbait cringe Monster School 🥀
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 18, 2025
Get the Monster School mug.Grange school nigeria is a school known for its stupid school fees and annoying ass teachers.
We always get a new white head of school who seems to be worse than the last.
All the teachers are dumber than the students.
We always get a new white head of school who seems to be worse than the last.
All the teachers are dumber than the students.
by Mehn_it'shotinhere August 18, 2025
Get the Grange school nigeria mug.A misspelling of "public school" whose existence and usage is a discouraging sign of the dismal state of mainstream publicly-funded education in North America.
Unlike England and Wales, where "public school" infers some sort of posh, stuffy fee-paying academy in the tradition of Hogwart's, the rest of the world uses "public school" to be a local, mainstream, taxpayer-funded class setting of widely-variable quality of instruction.
Nonetheless, it's disheartening to see standards slip to the point where the schools publish statements like (from the code of conduct of Lakeside Public School, Durham Region, Ontario) "Lakeside Pubic School committed to maintaining a positive school environment. All students are expected to uphold the values and expectations of our school’s code of conduct." or (from the Thames Valley District School Board) "Orchard Park Pubic School Updates - Kindergarten Registration for 2025-2026 - To be eligible for registration, kindergarten students must be 4 years old by December 31, 2025 (born in 2021)..."
IF this is what our schools are teaching? We're doomed. Doomed.
Nonetheless, it's disheartening to see standards slip to the point where the schools publish statements like (from the code of conduct of Lakeside Public School, Durham Region, Ontario) "Lakeside Pubic School committed to maintaining a positive school environment. All students are expected to uphold the values and expectations of our school’s code of conduct." or (from the Thames Valley District School Board) "Orchard Park Pubic School Updates - Kindergarten Registration for 2025-2026 - To be eligible for registration, kindergarten students must be 4 years old by December 31, 2025 (born in 2021)..."
IF this is what our schools are teaching? We're doomed. Doomed.
by bitchuck August 19, 2025
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